A scientific approach to seducing a stranger

OK, so, a friend of mine suggested the following strategy to meet potential partners. I like it because it takes a scientific approach. It nothing more, nothing less than an algorythm.

Go in a right pub, at a right hour, where the definition of right pub is a pub where you have lots of people of your target age at the right hour is the hour where there is a peak of crowd - not too early, not too late.

Take two drinks, or the amount of alcohol which makes your defences and your social shame lower, without letting you drunk. You know that limit. I know that limit - [censored for secuirity reasons].

Be sure to take 3 girl-friends woth you, if you are a girl, or one boy-friend with you, if you are a boy.

If you are a girl [boy's part is the complementary, and easily deductable], look around, and perceive who is looking at you.

If you like him/her, proceed to the so-called eye-fucking phase, where you sustain the sight. If you do not like him/her, just put you sight away. I would never do that spontaneously - regardless how much one likes his/her "target", I think the lady shall torn her sight away, showing shame and pureness of intentions. Of course this way, one can miss "chances" - but what kind of chances are those ones? Here the problem comes - is this method valid just for "spring instinct satisfaction", or not? What kind of target are you approaching, like that? You can know it only by one means - trying it. This is called the scientific method, isn't it?

The talking-phase will somehow begin. Talk. Talk. Talk. Have a drink. Talk.

Leave your cell phone number, end with a light kiss[?!?yep.this is the rule, my friend!], leave the place, wait for a message of the boy.

Here is your date! Hum...Good luck!

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